The case for Vampire:
He's dead until the stakes come out.
Drinking the Blood of Christ, you will catch his disease, speaking metaphorically.
The case for Zombie:
Jesus rises from the dead during the day.
Eating the Body of Christ, you will catch his disease. So to speak.
Jesus is therefore a Vombie.
Case closed.
Case closed.
Time for my brain pills.
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